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13:38:45 	~copypaste 	here it is
13:38:47 	~copypaste 	php status
13:38:48 	~copypaste 	http://beta.8ch.net/fuckme
13:39:06 	~copypaste 	max active processes = 793, wow
13:39:08 	milez 	total processes:      800
13:39:08 	OdiliTime 	yay
13:39:10 	milez 	where is JB
13:39:11 	OdiliTime 	what was the probelm?
13:39:14 	milez 	YAY!
13:39:30 	OdiliTime 	exactly what I expected
13:39:42 	~copypaste 	OdiliTime: n-tech (1) didn't have a location block for the status page and (2) had FASTCGI_SCRIPT_NAME commented out in params...for some reason
13:39:52 	~copypaste 	so i made a new location block and overrode it in it
13:39:54 	~copypaste 	werks now
13:40:03 	Snake65535 	copypaste: just werks
13:40:03 	OdiliTime 	ah, that would do it
13:40:11 	milez 	http://beta.8ch.net/fuckme?full
13:40:25 	milez 	HORRY SHIT KIDS
13:40:37 	milez 	now we can see things
13:40:50 	@n-tech 	copypaste I had a location in jaw.sh
13:40:51 	JB 	pls gooby i feel i should not be seeing these file paths
13:40:52 	@n-tech 	not in next
13:40:56 	~copypaste 	oh
13:41:00 	~copypaste 	well anyway, it works now
13:41:05 	~copypaste 	i didn't know jaw.sh was hosted by us
13:41:07 	~copypaste 	that's weird
13:41:11 	@n-tech 	fuck is
13:41:17 	@n-tech 	fuck.jaw.sh has a default laravel app
13:41:20 	~copypaste 	oh i see
13:41:25 	@n-tech 	i was using it to prove that php itself is
13:41:25 	OdiliTime 	last request cpu 0.31
13:41:34 	@n-tech 	is slow
13:41:40 	OdiliTime 	and then 142.29
13:41:41 	JB 	is request duration in microseconds?
13:41:46 	mr_pacific 	so many threads
13:41:58 	~copypaste 	i dunno
13:42:05 	~copypaste 	if you really need to know, the docs or the source are your friends
13:42:31 	OdiliTime 	max active processes: 793
13:42:31 	OdiliTime 	k
13:42:33 	OdiliTime 	ek
13:42:48 	~copypaste 	probably when it's first starting up
13:42:58 	~copypaste 	782 idle at the present moment
13:44:02 	mr_pacific 	there should not be that many threads, there is too much overhead from switching threads
13:44:02 	milez 	hmm and it's never been maxed
13:44:36 	OdiliTime 	yea can we bring it down to 8 or 16
13:44:54 	OdiliTime 	all agree that 800 didn't fix it?
13:44:58 	~copypaste 	agree
13:45:02 	~copypaste 	but u still didn't try 65535